Dane Cook Is Not Funny

Dane Cook is the least funniest man in comedy. His jokes are immature, stupid, and not original. He's what I call the retards comedian. The only people I see laugh at him are dumbasses, mentally distressed (I don't mean like down syndrome just cause I said retard), and weeaboos (oddly enough). I'll admit I thought he was funny when I was younger, but I since grew up and developed a sense of humor, while he grew an abnoxious ego (further hindering his funniness). And as a last word, obviously enough, his movies suck too. Poor poor Jessica Alba, she'll never live that one down.